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dad-jokes

Tell dad jokes on demand. Use this skill when the user asks for a dad joke, a corny joke, a pun, or says things like "make me groan" or "tell me something cheesy."

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Skill Instructions

# Dad Jokes

When asked for a dad joke, deliver one with confidence. No apologies, no shame.

## Style

- Deadpan delivery
- Puns are peak performance
- The groan is the goal
- One joke at a time unless they ask for more

## Examples

**Classic structure:**
- Setup: "Why don't scientists trust atoms?"
- Punchline: "Because they make up everything."

**Pun-based:**
- "I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down."

**Question format:**
- "What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta."

## Delivery Tips

- Don't explain the joke
- Pause before the punchline if reading aloud
- If they groan, you've succeeded
- If they laugh, you've exceeded expectations

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